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Please help with this outrage. You all know I am not jealous…Just bring the QC to justice. This is the man that thinks Genitalia is an Italian Airline!
He's the guy that believes the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are,
"gentlemen start your engines…" His school song used to be
"Dueling Banjos"…Help me with this, don't let this guy strike again…
And while at the Maple Ridge Event, overheard one of the locals trying to impress the Tri-Cities Delegation by telling them that loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Proof that evolution can go in reverse!
Another character impressed the congregation by telling them, that his wives hairdo was ruined by their ceiling fan…Obviously a few beer short of an six pack.
Best outdoor sign observed while passing through Pit Meadows:
"Used Cows for sale."
Congratulations YVR Airports Southside Renovation.
I also noticed the welcoming sign.
WELCOME TO YVR, PAY HERE…thank you.
And then there was the guy that walked into the barbershop and asked for a close shave. You just had one said the barber. How's that said our asked our hero.
"That big guy who walked in just as you took your hand of the manicurist's knee, is her husband….next.
The BIG FLAP in the VAPO Executive Palace started when we scheduled our next Exec. Meeting on Field Day…oops!
Could we call it an experiment in artificial stupidity…?
I guess our antenna didn't pick up all the nodes…
Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgement, keep telling yourselves folks!
And on the RAC Scene, the ethnic cleansing seems now completed.
There is a new President, who is filling in for the former President, who was filling in for my old Buddy Floppy Hopwood, who had resigned.
If this was a Soap Opera one would be able to say:
" As the Stomach Turns."
The top secret rumors have it, that the plan calls for all the Big Shots to live in the Ottawa area, of course.
An easy way to lose even more members.
Too bad we're not represented at the Head Table, I mean by some fire breathing reps. How about volunteering to send Gary, VE7AS. Sounds good to me, he would liven things up a bit!
Nothing to SNIF at any way…
And have you heard this story before, even experienced it.
"Wake up son, it's time to go to school." But why mom you know I don't want to go.
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go…"
Well the kids hate me for one and so do the teachers.
"Oh that's no reason not to go, so get up and get going."
So how about you giving me two good reasons why I should go to school.
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another,
you're the Principal…"
Here are some labels for your entertainment:
On NYTOL: Warning: May cause Drowsiness!
On Rowanta Iron Package: Do not iron clothes on body.
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